Humor - Fools Quotes - Florence King
“I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.”Florence King (b. 1936) U.S. novelist and columnist
Babies - Politics Quotes - WS Gilbert
“I often think it's comicalHow Nature always does contriveThat every boy and every galThat's born into the worl…
Self Praise Quotes - Samuel Butler
“The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right plac…
Funny Dreams Quotes - Max Beerbohm
“Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave…
Funny Quotes - Mistress - James Goldsmith
“When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.”James Goldsmith (1933 – 97) British entrepreneur and politicia…
Woman Quotes - Oscar Wilde
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”Oscar Wilde (1854 – 1900) Irish playw…
Letter Writing Quotes - Evelyn Waugh
“Beware of writing to me. I always answer ... My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing letters. If someo…
Government Quotes - Charles Frankel
“Whatever happens in government could have happened differently, and it usually would have been better if it had.”Charl…