BEST QUOTES

“Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason.”Mason Cooley (1927 – 2002…

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.”Woody Allen…

“Ah well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with resp…

“Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.”Robert Sarnoff (b. 1918) U.S. TV…

“I was ... court-martialled in my absence, sentenced to death in my absence. So I said, right, you can shoot me in my …

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”Bob Hope (1903 – 2003) U.S. co…

“You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir! I have been through it from Alpha to Omega, and I tel…

“Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it is the triumphant twang of a bedspring.”S. J. Perelman (1904 – 79)…

“Every man is as God made him, and often even worse.”Miguel de Cervantes (1547 – 1616) Spanish novelist, poet, and play…

“When the client moans and sighsMake his logo twice the size.If he still should prove refractory,Show a picture of a fa…

“[Accountancy is] a profession whose idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of No. 2 pencils.”Anonymous (Quoted in T…

“Age is other things too. It is wisdom, if one has lived one's life properly. It is experience and knowledge. An…

“You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.”Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) U.S. pre…

“Going to marry her! Impossible! You mean a part of her; he could not marry her all himself ... There is enough of he…

“An unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German text of French operas sung by Swedis…

“Don't talk about yourself, it will be done when you leave.”Addison Mizner (1872 – 1933) U.S. architect

“The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.”Oscar Wilde (1854 – 1900) Irish playwright, novelist, and …

“People often feed the hungry so that nothing may disturb their own enjoyment of a good meal.”W. Somerset Maugham (1874…

“Everywhere I go I am asked if university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them.”Fl…

“Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and wri…