Self Praise Quotes - Samuel Butler
“The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right plac…
Long Life Quotes - Jonathan Swift
“Every man desires to live long but no man would be old.”Jonathan Swift (1667 – 1745) Irish writer and satirist
Funny Dreams Quotes - Max Beerbohm
“Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave…
Woman Quotes - Oscar Wilde
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”Oscar Wilde (1854 – 1900) Irish playw…
Letter Writing Quotes - Evelyn Waugh
“Beware of writing to me. I always answer ... My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing letters. If someo…
Funny Food Quotes - Laurence Peter
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.”Laurence J. Peter (1919 – 90) Canadian educat…
Human Race Quotes - GK Chesterton
“The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children's games from the beginning, an…
Funny Hope Quotes - Adrian Mitchell
“When I am sad and wearyWhen I think all hope has goneWhen I walk along High HolbornI think of you with nothing on.”Adr…