BEST QUOTES

“When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.”James Goldsmith (1933 – 97) British entrepreneur and politicia…

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”Jim Backus (1913 – 89) U.S. film act…

“To my mind, a man must choose a wife for himself, without advice from anybody. As I said to Tony before he ever propo…

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”Helen …

“It was partially my fault that we got divorced ... I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”Woody Allen (b. 1935) U…

“We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.”Gro…

“My wife wanted her face lifted. They couldn't do that. But for $80, they lowered her body.”Henny Youngman (1906 – …

“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinist and comedian