Humor - Friendship Quotes - Mason Cooley
“Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex and minus reason.”Mason Cooley (1927 – 2002…
Humor - Love Quotes - SJ Perelman
“Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it is the triumphant twang of a bedspring.”S. J. Perelman (1904 – 79)…
Funny Quotes - Dating - PJ O'Rourke
“Dating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.”P. J. O'Rourke (b. 1947) U.S. political sa…
Funny Quote - Hot Pants - Benny Hill
“These hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”Benny Hill (1924 – 92) English comic, actor, and…
Humor Lover Quotes - Dorothy Parker
“By the time you say you're his,Shivering and sighingAnd he vows his passion isInfinite, undying -Lady, make a note…