Cynicism & Insults
Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.If I throw a stick, will you go away?Any similarity between you and a hu…
Humor - Argue Quotes - Abraham Lincoln
“His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved …
Critic Quotes - Sarcasm - Noel Coward
“I was delighted to see that you thought I was as good as I thought I was.”Noël Coward (1899 – 1973) English actor, pla…
Luck Quotes - Success - Jean Cocteau
“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?”Jean Cocteau (1889 – 196…
Funny Quote - Friends - Henny Youngman
“I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. …
Insult Quotes - Funny Quotes - Henny Youngman
“You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violi…
Quotes - Funny Sarcastic - Henny Youngman
“You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinist and comedian
Humor Quotations - Sarcasm - Henny Youngman
“I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinis…