BEST QUOTES

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.If I throw a stick, will you go away?Any similarity between you and a hu…

“His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved …

“I was delighted to see that you thought I was as good as I thought I was.”Noël Coward (1899 – 1973) English actor, pla…

“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?”Jean Cocteau (1889 – 196…

“I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. …

“You're the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violi…

“You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinist and comedian

“I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinis…

“The more I think of you the less I think of you.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinist and comedian

“Look, I'm not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed.”Henny Youngman (…

“If there's ever a price on your head, take it.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. violinist and comedian

“Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.”Henny Youngman (1906 – 98) U.S. vio…

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u…

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