BEST QUOTES

“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.” Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.…

“Ah well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with resp…

“You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir! I have been through it from Alpha to Omega, and I tel…

“Truth is stranger than fiction – to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it. Truth is stranger than fiction…

“Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and wri…

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist an…

“When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist…

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humoris…

“July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. Thi…

“The business of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, th…

“The President, throned behind a cable locker with a national flag spread over it, announced the 'Reader,' who …

“When in doubt tell the truth.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer

“There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can afford it, and when he can't.”Ma…

“Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”Mark Twain (1835 …

“I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.”Mark Twain (1835 – …

“It is a free press ... There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anythi…

“Man was made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.”Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. humorist and writer

“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” [read business fable]Mark Twai…

“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.” [read business-fable]Mark Twain (1835 – 1910) U.S. …