'The Simpsons' Quotes
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the i…
Little Johny Jokes
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.&quo…
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finallywrites a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” Santa p…
Short Funny Jokes
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?A: Shoot her again. Q: What is the difference between a Virgin a…
Cool Sayings
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."- Chuck Palahnuik (author Fight Club)"Live …
Clever Quotes
"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for …
Graffiti
• Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough• I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around …
The Best of Jerry Seinfeld
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing …