Funny Quotes - Atheism - Woody Allen
“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”Woody Allen (b. 1935) U.S. humorist, actor and film d…
Fame - Character Quotes - OJ Simpson
“The only thing that endures is character. Fame and wealth – all that is illusion.”O. J. Simpson (b. 1947) U.S. footba…
Funny Wife Quotes - Jim Backus
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”Jim Backus (1913 – 89) U.S. film act…
Defining Moment - Quotes - Kevin Costner
“When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.”Kevin Costner (b. 1955) U.S. fil…
Immortality Quotes - Woody Allen
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.”Woody Allen…
Bank Loan Quotes - Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”Bob Hope (1903 – 2003) U.S. co…
Fools - Funny Quotes - Ilka Chase
“When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.” [read busi…