BEST QUOTES

“ Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.      Pablo Picasso

“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”Woody Allen (b. 1935) U.S. humorist, actor and film d…

“The only thing that endures is character. Fame and wealth – all that is illusion.”O. J. Simpson (b. 1947) U.S. footba…

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”Jim Backus (1913 – 89) U.S. film act…

“When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.”Kevin Costner (b. 1955) U.S. fil…

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.”Woody Allen…

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”Bob Hope (1903 – 2003) U.S. co…

“When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.” [read busi…

“You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.”Will Roge…

“Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't”Pete Seeger (b. 1919) U.S. fo…

“Words are so futile, so feeble.”Charlie Chaplin (1889 – 1977) English actor and director

“Misfortunes and twins never come singly.”Josh Billings (1818 – 85) U.S. humorist and lecturer

“A celebrity is one who works hard all his life to become well-known and then goes through back streets wearing dark gl…

“I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.”Will Rogers (1879 – 1935) U.S. comedian, hum…

“Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put in.”Tom Lehrer (b. 1928) U.S. singer and songwri…

“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.”Doris Day (b. 1924) U.S…

“We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.”Gro…

“Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.”Jill Bennett (1931 – 90) British actress

“These hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”Benny Hill (1924 – 92) English comic, actor, and…

“If money is your motivation, forget it.”Oprah Winfrey (b. 1954) U.S. talk show host and actress