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Funny Quotes - Mind - Waste

03 Oct, 2007 Post a Comment

“The waist is a terrible thing to mind.The mind is a terrible thing to waste.”Anonymous (graffito)

02 Oct, 2007 Post a Comment

“The secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do.”Anonymous

02 Oct, 2007 Post a Comment

“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.”Anonymous (slogan)

26 Sep, 2007 Post a Comment

“The rich would have to eat money, but luckily the poor provide food.”Anonymous (Russian proverb)

24 Sep, 2007 Post a Comment

“When the client moans and sighsMake his logo twice the size.If he still should prove refractory,Show a picture of a fa…

24 Sep, 2007 Post a Comment

“[Accountancy is] a profession whose idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of No. 2 pencils.”Anonymous (Quoted in T…

27 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“A test of whether you have achieved true fame is when a deranged person believes himself to be you.”Anonymous (Quoted …

27 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“Experience is the comb that Nature gives us when we are bald.”Anonymous (Belgian proverb)

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”Anonymous (Quoted in Honey Fitz 1962)

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“Never marry for money, but marry where money is.”Anonymous (proverb)

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go, if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.”Anonymous (sign…

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“What the brassière said to the top hat: 'You go on ahead while I give these two a lift.'”Anonymous (Quoted in …

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, a…

25 Jul, 2007 Post a Comment

“The codfish lays ten thousand eggsThe homely hen lays one.The codfish never cacklesTo tell you that she's done.And…