Funny Food Quotes - Laurence Peter
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.”Laurence J. Peter (1919 – 90) Canadian educat…
Silence - Noise Quotes - Winston Churchill
“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965) British prime minister
Funny - Advertising Quotes
“The codfish lays ten thousand eggsThe homely hen lays one.The codfish never cacklesTo tell you that she's done.And…
Elephant Memory Quotes - Noel Coward
“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact elephants often consult me.”Noël Coward (1899 – 1973) English actor, playwr…
Cats - Work Quotes - Kingsley Amis
“Work was like cats were supposed to be: if you disliked and feared it ... it knew at once and sought you out and jumpe…
Adversity Quotes - William Shakespeare
“Sweet are the uses of adversity,Which like the toad, ugly and venomous,Wears yet a precious jewel in his head.” [read …
Humor Quotes - Robert Benchley
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”Robert Benchley (1889 – 1945) U.S. humorist
Humiliation Quotes - Chin Ning Chu
“Heroes are not judged for their prowess in hunting and shooting tigers, but rather for their strength and ability to e…