Funny Epitaphs

Here lies, All cold and hard,The last damn dog,That pooped in my yard! *** It was a CoughThat carried him Off It was a Coffin They Carried him Off In *** On an attorney’s tombstone: Goembel John E.1867-1946 "The defense rests" *** Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising. Ruidoso, New